A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...