Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...