Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...