The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...