cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...