A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...