Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...