Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...