What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...