Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...