Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...