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Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
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Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
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Alice is in UNIX land
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Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...