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Polish Women and Vibrators
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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
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Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Tough sell
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The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Watching Baywatch
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The system crash song
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Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...