Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...