An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...