A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...