Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...