Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...