Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...