Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...