99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...