In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...