Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...