What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...