Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...