Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...