To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...