Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...