Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert