Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”