An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Sleep late!
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Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...