Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...