Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...