Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Valentines, Redneck Style
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Magician and Parrot
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Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...