Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...