Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...