Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...