Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...