Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...