Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....