A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...