Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...