If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...