How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Chimney Cricket!
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Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...