Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...