Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...