New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...