Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!