I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.