Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!