Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...