Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...