Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...