Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...