Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...