Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...