They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...